ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Is that the weather report?
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.
seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect
On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.
:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…
I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?
It’s just not Christmas without lesbians…
actual conversation with my boss at work today.
- Boss: Damn.
- Me: What?
- Boss: The cover is coming off of this book.
- Me: Oh, that's not good.
- Boss: Yeah. I'll have to send it downstairs to be mended.
- Me: It's not bad. We might be able to fix that with a little tape.
- Boss: Nah. Not our division.
- Me: Did you just -
- Boss: I -
- Me: Was that -
- Boss: What?
- Me: Reference?
- Boss: Wait, do you -
- Me: You watch -
- Boss: DO YOU WATCH -
- Me: OH MY GOD
- Boss: OH MY GOD
- Boss: You may take your break early today.